Halloween Jokes for Kids

Halloween Jokes for Kids

What do mummies like
listening to on
Halloween?
Wrap music!

Why is there a gate
around cemeteries?
Because people are dying
to get in!

Why was Dracula put in
jail?
He tried to rob a blood
bank.

Why do witches use
brooms?
Because vacuum
cleaners are far too
heavy!

What are a ghost’s
favourite rides at the fair?
The scary-go-round and
rollerghoster!

Why didn’t the skeleton
go to the Halloween
party?
Because he had no-body
to go with.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No, no, don't cry! I was
just kidding.

Which ghost is the best
dancer?
The Boogie Man!

What do ghosts like for
dessert?
I scream!

Do you know how to
make a witch itch?
You take away the w!

What should you do
when zombies surround
your house?
Hope it’s Halloween.

What flies around the
kindergarten room at
night?
The alpha-BAT.

What would you get if
you crossed a vampire
and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What do you call a
witch at the beach?
A sandwich.

Why couldn’t the ghost
see its mom and dad?
Because they were transparents!

What do you get if you
cross a snowman with a
vampire?
Frostbite.

How do you make a
skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funny bone!

What do skeletons say at
the front door?
"Crick or creak!"

What room can't ghosts
go in?
The LIVING room!