Monday, April 20, 2020

Roald Dahl's SKIN

Skin
That year – 1946 – winter was a long time going. Although it was April, a freezing wind blew
through the streets of the city, and overhead the snow clouds moved across the sky.
The old man who was called Drioli shuffled painfully along the sidewalk of the rue de Rivoli. He
was cold and miserable, huddled up like a hedgehog in a filthy black coat, only his eyes and the top of
his head visible above the turned-up collar.
The door of a café opened and the faint whiff of roasting chicken brought a pain of yearning to the
top of his stomach. He moved on glancing without any interest at the things in the shop windows –
perfume, silk ties and shirts, diamonds, porcelain, antique furniture, finely bound books. Then a
picture gallery. He had always liked picture galleries. This one had a single canvas on display in the
window. He stopped to look at it. He turned to go on. He checked, looked back; and now, suddenly,
there came to him a slight uneasiness, a movement of the memory, a distant recollection of something,
somewhere, he had seen before. He looked again. It was a landscape, a clump of trees leaning madly
over to one side as if blown by a tremendous wind, the sky swirling and twisting all around. Attached
to the frame there was a little plaque, and on this it said: CHAÏM SOUTINE (1894–1943).
Drioli stared at the picture, wondering vaguely what there was about it that seemed familiar. Crazy
painting, he thought. Very strange and crazy – but I like it … Chaïm Soutine … Soutine … ‘By God!’
he cried suddenly. ‘My little Kalmuck, that’s who it is! My little Kalmuck with a picture in the finest
shop in Paris! Just imagine that!’
The old man pressed his face closer to the window. He could remember the boy – yes, quite
clearly he could remember him. But when? The rest of it was not so easy to recollect. It was so long
ago. How long? Twenty – no, more like thirty years, wasn’t it? Wait a minute. Yes – it was the year
before the war, the first war, 1913. That was it. And this Soutine, this ugly little Kalmuck, a sullen
brooding boy whom he had liked – almost loved – for no reason at all that he could think of except
that he could paint.
And how he could paint! It was coming back more clearly now – the street, the line of refuse cans
along the length of it, the rotten smell, the brown cats walking delicately over the refuse, and then the
women, moist fat women sitting on the doorsteps with their feet upon the cobblestones of the street.
Which street? Where was it the boy had lived?
The Cité Falguière, that was it! The old man nodded his head several times, pleased to have
remembered the name. Then there was the studio with the single chair in it, and the filthy red couch
that the boy had used for sleeping; the drunken parties, the cheap white wine, the furious quarrels, and
always, always the bitter sullen face of the boy brooding over his work.
It was odd, Drioli thought, how easily it all came back to him now, how each single small
remembered fact seemed instantly to remind him of another.
There was that nonsense with the tattoo, for instance. Now, that was a mad thing if ever there was
one. How had it started? Ah, yes – he had got rich one day, that was it, and he had bought lots of
wine. He could see himself now as he entered the studio with the parcel of bottles under his arm – the
boy sitting before the easel, and his (Drioli’s) own wife standing in the centre of the room, posing for
her picture.
‘Tonight we shall celebrate,’ he said. ‘We shall have a little celebration, us three.’
‘What is it that we celebrate?’ the boy asked, without looking up. ‘Is it that you have decided to
divorce your wife so she can marry me?’
‘No,’ Drioli said. ‘We celebrate because today I have made a great sum of money with my work.’
‘And I have made nothing. We can celebrate that also.’
‘If you like.’ Drioli was standing by the table unwrapping the parcel. He felt tired and he wanted to
get at the wine. Nine clients in one day was all very nice, but it could play hell with a man’s eyes. He
had never done as many as nine before. Nine boozy soldiers – and the remarkable thing was that no
fewer than seven of them had been able to pay in cash. This had made him extremely rich. But the
work was terrible on the eyes. Drioli’s eyes were half closed from fatigue, the whites streaked with
little connecting lines of red; and about an inch behind each eyeball there was a small concentration
of pain. But it was evening now and he was wealthy as a pig, and in the parcel there were three
bottles – one for his wife, one for his friend, and one for him. He had found the corkscrew and was
drawing the corks from the bottles, each making a small plop as it came out.
The boy put down his brush. ‘Oh, Christ,’ he said. ‘How can one work with all this going on?’
The girl came across the room to look at the painting. Drioli came over also, holding a bottle in
one hand, a glass in the other.
‘No,’ the boy shouted, blazing up suddenly. ‘Please – no!’ He snatched the canvas from the easel
and stood it against the wall. But Drioli had seen it.
‘I like it.’
‘It’s terrible.’
‘It’s marvellous. Like all the others that you do, it’s marvellous. I love them all.’
‘The trouble is,’ the boy said, scowling, ‘that in themselves they are not nourishing. I cannot eat
them.’
‘But still they are marvellous.’ Drioli handed him a tumblerful of the pale-yellow wine. ‘Drink it,’
he said. ‘It will make you happy.’
Never, he thought, had he known a more unhappy person, or one with a gloomier face. He had
spotted him in a café some seven months before, drinking alone, and because he had looked like a
Russian or some sort of an Asiatic, Drioli had sat down at his table and talked.
‘You are a Russian?’
‘Yes.’
‘Where from?’
‘Minsk.’
Drioli had jumped up and embraced him, crying that he too had been born in that city.
‘It wasn’t actually Minsk,’ the boy had said. ‘But quite near.’
‘Where?’
‘Smilovichi, about twelve miles away.’
‘Smilovichi!’ Drioli had shouted, embracing him again. ‘I walked there several times when I was a
boy.’ Then he had sat down again, staring affectionately at the other’s face. ‘You know,’ he had said,
‘you don’t look like a western Russian. You’re like a Tartar, or a Kalmuck. You look exactly like a
Kalmuck.’
Now, standing in the studio, Drioli looked again at the boy as he took the glass of wine and tipped
it down his throat in one swallow. Yes, he did have a face like a Kalmuck – very broad and highcheeked, with a wide coarse nose. This broadness of the cheeks was accentuated by the ears which
stood out sharply from the head. And then he had the narrow eyes, the black hair, the thick sullen
mouth of a Kalmuck, but the hands – the hands were always a surprise, so small and white like a
lady’s, with tiny thin fingers.
‘Give me some more,’ the boy said. ‘If we are to celebrate then let us do it properly.’
Drioli distributed the wine and sat himself on a chair. The boy sat on the old couch with Drioli’s
wife. The three bottles were placed on the floor between them.
‘Tonight we shall drink as much as we possibly can,’ Drioli said. ‘I am exceptionally rich. I think
perhaps I should go out now and buy some more bottles. How many shall I get?’
‘Six more,’ the boy said. ‘Two for each.’
‘Good. I shall go now and fetch them.’
‘And I will help you.’
In the nearest café Drioli bought six bottles of white wine, and then carried them back to the studio.
They placed them on the floor in two rows, and Drioli fetched the corkscrew and pulled the corks, all
six of them; then they sat down again and continued to drink.
‘It is only the very wealthy,’ Drioli said, ‘who can afford to celebrate in this manner.’
‘That is true,’ the boy said. ‘Isn’t that true, Josie?’
‘Of course.’
‘How do you feel, Josie?’
‘Fine.’
‘Will you leave Drioli and marry me?’
‘No.’
‘Beautiful wine,’ Drioli said. ‘It is a privilege to drink it.’
Slowly, methodically, they set about getting themselves drunk. The process was routine, but all the
same there was a certain ceremony to be observed, and a gravity to be maintained, and a great number
of things to be said, then said again – and the wine must be praised, and the slowness was important
too, so that there would be time to savour the three delicious stages of transition, especially (for
Drioli) the one when he began to float and his feet did not really belong to him. That was the best
period of them all – when he could look down at his feet and they were so far away that he would
wonder what crazy person they might belong to and why they were lying around on the floor like that,
in the distance.
After a while, he got up to switch on the light. He was surprised to see that the feet came with him
when he did this, especially because he couldn’t feel them touching the ground. It gave him a pleasant
sensation of walking on air. Then he began wandering around the room, peeking slyly at the canvases
stacked against the walls.
‘Listen,’ he said at length. ‘I have an idea.’ He came across and stood before the couch, swaying
gently. ‘Listen, my little Kalmuck.’
‘What?’
‘I have a tremendous idea. Are you listening?’
‘I’m listening to Josie.’
‘Listen to me, please. You are my friend – my ugly little Kalmuck from Minsk – and to me you are
such an artist that I would like to have a picture, a lovely picture –’
‘Have them all. Take all you can find, but do not interrupt me when I am talking with your wife.’
‘No, no. Now listen. I mean a picture that I can have with me always … for ever … wherever I go
… whatever happens … but always with me … a picture by you.’ He reached forward and shook the
boy’s knee. ‘Now listen to me, please.’
‘Listen to him,’ the girl said.
‘It is this. I want you to paint a picture on my skin, on my back. Then I want you to tattoo over what
you have painted so that it will be there always.’
‘You have crazy ideas.’
‘I will teach you how to use the tattoo. It is easy. A child could do it.’
‘I am not a child.’
‘Please …’
‘You are quite mad. What is it you want?’ The painter looked up into the slow, dark, wine-bright
eyes of the other man. ‘What in heaven’s name is it you want?’
‘You could do it easily! You could! You could!’
‘You mean with the tattoo?’
‘Yes, with the tattoo! I will teach you in two minutes!’
‘Impossible!’
‘Are you saying I do not know what I am talking about?’
No, the boy could not possibly be saying that because if anyone knew about the tattoo it was he –
Drioli. Had he not, only last month, covered a man’s whole belly with the most wonderful and
delicate design composed entirely of flowers? What about the client who had had so much hair upon
his chest that he had done him a picture of a grizzly bear so designed that the hair on the chest became
the furry coat of the bear? Could he not draw the likeness of a lady and position it with such subtlety
upon a man’s arm that when the muscle of the arm was flexed the lady came to life and performed
some astonishing contortions?
‘All I am saying,’ the boy told him, ‘is that you are drunk and this is a drunken idea.’
‘We could have Josie for a model. A study of Josie upon my back. Am I not entitled to a picture of
my wife upon my back?’
‘Of Josie?’
‘Yes.’ Drioli knew he only had to mention his wife and the boy’s thick brown lips would loosen
and begin to quiver.
‘No,’ the girl said.
‘Darling Josie, please. Take this bottle and finish it, then you will feel more generous. It is an
enormous idea. Never in my life have I had such an idea before.’
‘What idea?’
‘That he should make a picture of you upon my back. Am I not entitled to that?’
‘A picture of me?’
‘A nude study,’ the boy said. ‘It is an agreeable idea.’
‘Not nude,’ the girl said.
‘It is an enormous idea,’ Drioli said.
‘It’s a damn crazy idea,’ the girl said.
‘It is in any event an idea,’ the boy said. ‘It is an idea that calls for a celebration.’
They emptied another bottle among them. Then the boy said, ‘It is no good. I could not possibly
manage the tattoo. Instead, I will paint this picture on your back and you will have it with you so long
as you do not take a bath and wash it off. If you never take a bath again in your life then you will have
it always, as long as you live.’
‘No,’ Drioli said.
‘Yes – and on the day that you decide to take a bath I will know that you do not any longer value
my picture. It will be a test of your admiration for my art.’
‘I do not like the idea,’ the girl said. ‘His admiration for your art is so great that he would be
unclean for many years. Let us have the tattoo. But not nude.’
‘Then just the head,’ Drioli said.
‘I could not manage it.’
‘It is immensely simple. I will undertake to teach you in two minutes. You will see. I shall go now
and fetch the instruments. The needles and the inks. I have inks of many different colours – as many
different colours as you have paints, and far more beautiful …’
‘It is impossible.’
‘I have many inks. Have I not many different colours of inks, Josie?’
‘Yes.’
‘You will see,’ Drioli said. ‘I will go now and fetch them.’ He got up from his chair and walked
unsteadily, but with determination, out of the room.
In half an hour Drioli was back. ‘I have brought everything,’ he cried, waving a brown suitcase.
‘All the necessities of the tattooist are here in this bag.’
He placed the bag on the table, opened it, and laid out the electric needles and the small bottles of
coloured inks. He plugged in the electric needle, then he took the instrument in his hand and pressed a
switch. It made a buzzing sound and the quarter inch of needle that projected from the end of it began
to vibrate swiftly up and down. He threw off his jacket and rolled up his sleeve. ‘Now look. Watch
me and I will show you how easy it is. I will make a design on my arm, here.’
His forearm was already covered with blue markings, but he selected a small clear patch of skin
upon which to demonstrate.
‘First, I choose my ink – let us use ordinary blue – and I dip the point of the needle in the ink … so
… and I hold the needle up straight and I run it lightly over the surface of the skin … like this … and
with the little motor and the electricity, the needle jumps up and down and punctures the skin and the
ink goes in and there you are. See how easy it is … see how I draw a picture of a greyhound here
upon my arm …’
The boy was intrigued. ‘Now let me practise a little – on your arm.’
With the buzzing needle he began to draw blue lines upon Drioli’s arm. ‘It is simple,’ he said. ‘It is
like drawing with pen and ink. There is no difference except that it is slower.’
‘There is nothing to it. Are you ready? Shall we begin?’
‘At once.’
‘The model!’ cried Drioli. ‘Come on, Josie!’ He was in a bustle of enthusiasm now, tottering
around the room arranging everything, like a child preparing for some exciting game. ‘Where will you
have her? Where shall she stand?’
‘Let her be standing there, by my dressing-table. Let her be brushing her hair. I will paint her with
her hair down over her shoulders and her brushing it.’
‘Tremendous. You are a genius.’
Reluctantly, the girl walked over and stood by the dressing table, carrying her glass of wine with
her.
Drioli pulled off his shirt and stepped out of his trousers. He retained only his underpants and his
socks and shoes, and he stood there swaying gently from side to side, his small body firm, whiteskinned, almost hairless. ‘Now,’ he said, ‘I am the canvas. Where will you place your canvas?’
‘As always, upon the easel.’
‘Don’t be crazy. I am the canvas.’
‘Then place yourself upon the easel. That is where you belong.’
‘How can I?’
‘Are you the canvas or are you not the canvas?’
‘I am the canvas. Already I begin to feel like a canvas.’
‘Then place yourself upon the easel. There should be no difficulty.’
‘Truly, it is not possible.’
‘Then sit on the chair. Sit back to front, then you can lean your drunken head against the back of it.
Hurry now, for I am about to commence.’
‘I am ready. I am waiting.’
‘First,’ the boy said, ‘I shall make an ordinary painting. Then, if it pleases me, I shall tattoo over
it.’ With a wide brush he began to paint upon the naked skin of the man’s back.
‘Ayee! Ayee!’ Drioli screamed. ‘A monstrous centipede is marching down my spine!’
‘Be still now! Be still!’ The boy worked rapidly, applying the paint only in a thin blue wash so that
it would not afterwards interfere with the process of tattooing. His concentration, as soon as he began
to paint, was so great that it appeared somehow to supersede his drunkenness. He applied the brush
strokes with quick jabs of the arm, holding the wrist stiff, and in less than half an hour it was finished.
‘All right. That’s all,’ he said to the girl, who immediately returned to the couch, lay down, and fell
asleep.
Drioli remained awake. He watched the boy take up the needle and dip it in the ink; then he felt the
sharp tickling sting as it touched the skin of his back. The pain, which was unpleasant but never
extreme, kept him from going to sleep. By following the track of the needle and by watching the
different colours of ink that the boy was using, Drioli amused himself trying to visualize what was
going on behind him. The boy worked with an astonishing intensity. He appeared to have become
completely absorbed in the little machine and in the unusual effects it was able to produce.
Far into the small hours of the morning the machine buzzed and the boy worked. Drioli could
remember that when the artist finally stepped back and said, ‘It is finished,’ there was daylight
outside and the sound of people walking in the street.
‘I want to see it,’ Drioli said. The boy held up a mirror, at an angle, and Drioli craned his neck to
look.
‘Good God!’ he cried. It was a startling sight. The whole of his back, from the top of the shoulders
to the base of the spine, was a blaze of colour – gold and green and blue and black and scarlet. The
tattoo was applied so heavily it looked almost like an impasto. The boy had followed as closely as
possible the original brush strokes, filling them in solid, and it was marvellous the way he had made
use of the spine and the protrusion of the shoulder blades so that they became part of the composition.
What is more, he had somehow managed to achieve – even with this slow process – a certain
spontaneity. The portrait was quite alive; it contained much of that twisted, tortured quality so
characteristic of Soutine’s other work. It was not a good likeness. It was a mood rather than a
likeness, the model’s face vague and tipsy, the background swirling around her head in a mass of
dark-green curling strokes.
‘It’s tremendous!’
‘I rather like it myself.’ The boy stood back, examining it critically. ‘You know,’ he added, ‘I think
it’s good enough for me to sign.’ And taking up the buzzer again, he inscribed his name in red ink on
the right-hand side, over the place where Drioli’s kidney was.
The old man who was called Drioli was standing in a sort of trance, staring at the painting in the
window of the picture-dealer’s shop. It had been so long ago, all that – almost as though it had
happened in another life.
And the boy? What had become of him? He could remember now that after returning from the war –
the first war – he had missed him and had questioned Josie.
‘Where is my little Kalmuck?’
‘He is gone,’ she had answered. ‘I do not know where, but I heard it said that a dealer had taken
him up and sent him away to Céret to make more paintings.’
‘Perhaps he will return.’
‘Perhaps he will. Who knows?’
That was the last time they had mentioned him. Shortly afterwards they had moved to Le Havre
where there were more sailors and business was better. The old man smiled as he remembered Le
Havre. Those were the pleasant years, the years between the wars, with the small shop near the docks
and the comfortable rooms and always enough work, with every day three, four, five sailors coming
and wanting pictures on their arms. Those were truly the pleasant years.
Then had come the second war, and Josie being killed, and the Germans arriving, and that was the
finish of his business. No one had wanted pictures on their arms any more after that. And by that time
he was too old for any other kind of work. In desperation he had made his way back to Paris, hoping
vaguely that things would be easier in the big city. But they were not.
And now, after the war was over, he possessed neither the means nor the energy to start up his
small business again. It wasn’t very easy for an old man to know what to do, especially when one did
not like to beg. Yet how else could he keep alive?
Well, he thought, still staring at the picture. So that is my little Kalmuck. And how quickly the sight
of one small object such as this can stir the memory. Up to a few moments ago he had even forgotten
that he had a tattoo on his back. It had been ages since he had thought about it. He put his face closer
to the window and looked into the gallery. On the walls he could see many other pictures and all
seemed to be the work of the same artist. There were a great number of people strolling around.
Obviously it was a special exhibition.
On a sudden impulse, Drioli turned, pushed open the door of the gallery and went in.
It was a long room with thick wine-coloured carpet, and by God how beautiful and warm it was!
There were all these people strolling about looking at the pictures, well-washed dignified people,
each of whom held a catalogue in the hand. Drioli stood just inside the door, nervously glancing
around, wondering whether he dared go forward and mingle with this crowd. But before he had had
time to gather his courage, he heard a voice beside him saying, ‘What is it you want?’
The speaker wore a black morning coat. He was plump and short and had a very white face. It was
a flabby face with so much flesh upon it that the cheeks hung down on either side of the mouth in two
fleshy collops, spanielwise. He came up close to Drioli and said again, ‘What is it you want?’
Drioli stood still.
‘If you please,’ the man was saying, ‘take yourself out of my gallery.’
‘Am I not permitted to look at the pictures?’
‘I have asked you to leave.’
Drioli stood his ground. He felt suddenly overwhelmingly outraged.
‘Let us not have trouble,’ the man was saying. ‘Come on now, this way.’ He put a fat white paw on
Drioli’s arm and began to push him firmly to the door.
That did it. ‘Take your goddam hands off me!’ Drioli shouted. His voice rang clear down the long
gallery and all the heads jerked around as one – all the startled faces stared down the length of the
room at the person who had made this noise. A flunkey came running over to help, and the two men
tried to hustle Drioli through the door. The people stood still, watching the struggle. Their faces
expressed only a mild interest, and seemed to be saying, ‘It’s all right. There’s no danger to us. It’s
being taken care of.’
‘I, too!’ Drioli was shouting. ‘I, too, have a picture by this painter! He was my friend and I have a
picture which he gave me!’
‘He’s mad.’
‘A lunatic. A raving lunatic.’
‘Someone should call the police.’
With a rapid twist of the body Drioli suddenly jumped clear of the two men, and before anyone
could stop him he was running down the gallery shouting, ‘I’ll show you! I’ll show you! I’ll show
you!’ He flung off his overcoat, then his jacket and shirt, and he turned so that his naked back was
towards the people.
‘There!’ he cried, breathing quickly. ‘You see? There it is!’
There was a sudden absolute silence in the room, each person arrested in what he was doing,
standing motionless in a kind of shocked, uneasy bewilderment. They were staring at the tattooed
picture. It was still there, the colours as bright as ever, but the old man’s back was thinner now, the
shoulder blades protruded more sharply, and the effect, though not great, was to give the picture a
curiously wrinkled, squashed appearance.
Somebody said, ‘My God, but it is!’
Then came the excitement and the noise of voices as the people surged forward to crowd around
the old man.
‘It is unmistakable!’
‘His early manner, yes?’
‘It is fantastic, fantastic!’
‘And look, it is signed!’
‘Bend your shoulders forward, my friend, so that the picture stretches out flat.’
‘Old one, when was this done?’
‘In 1913,’ Drioli said, without turning around. ‘In the autumn of 1913.’
‘Who taught Soutine to tattoo?’
‘I taught him.’
‘And the woman?’
‘She was my wife.’
The gallery owner was pushing through the crowd towards Drioli. He was calm now, deadly
serious, making a smile with his mouth. ‘Monsieur,’ he said, ‘I will buy it.’ Drioli could see the loose
fat upon the face vibrating as he moved his jaw. ‘I said I will buy it, Monsieur.’
‘How can you buy it?’ Drioli asked softly.
‘I will give two hundred thousand francs for it.’ The dealer’s eyes were small and dark, the wings
of his broad nose-base were beginning to quiver.
‘Don’t do it!’ someone murmured in the crowd. ‘It is worth twenty times as much.’
Drioli opened his mouth to speak. No words came, so he shut it; then he opened it again and said
slowly, ‘But how can I sell it?’ He lifted his hands, let them drop loosely to his sides. ‘Monsieur,
how can I possibly sell it?’ All the sadness in the world was in his voice.
‘Yes!’ they were saying in the crowd. ‘How can he sell it? It is part of himself!’
‘Listen,’ the dealer said, coming up close. ‘I will help you, I will make you rich. Together we shall
make some private arrangement over this picture, no?’
Drioli watched him with slow, apprehensive eyes. ‘But how can you buy it, Monsieur? What will
you do with it when you have bought it? Where will you keep it? Where will you keep it tonight? And
where tomorrow?’
‘Ah, where will I keep it? Yes, where will I keep it? Now, where will I keep it? Well, now …’
The dealer stroked the bridge of his nose with a fat white finger. ‘It would seem,’ he said, ‘that if I
take the picture, I take you also. That is a disadvantage.’ He paused and stroked his nose again. ‘The
picture itself is of no value until you are dead. How old are you, my friend?’
‘Sixty-one.’
‘But you are perhaps not very robust, no?’ The dealer lowered the hand from his nose and looked
Drioli up and down, slowly, like a farmer appraising an old horse.
‘I do not like this,’ Drioli said, edging away. ‘Quite honestly, Monsieur, I do not like it.’ He edged
straight into the arms of a tall man who put out his hands and caught him gently by the shoulders.
Drioli glanced around and apologized. The man smiled down at him, patting one of the old fellow’s
naked shoulders reassuringly with a hand encased in a canary-coloured glove.
‘Listen, my friend,’ the stranger said, still smiling. ‘Do you like to swim and to bask yourself in the
sun?’
Drioli looked up at him, rather startled.
‘Do you like fine food and red wine from the great chateaux of Bordeaux?’ The man was still
smiling, showing strong white teeth with a flash of gold among them. He spoke in a soft coaxing
manner, one gloved hand still resting on Drioli’s shoulder. ‘Do you like such things?’
‘Well – yes,’ Drioli answered, still greatly perplexed. ‘Of course.’
‘And the company of beautiful women?’
‘Why not?’
‘And a cupboard full of suits and shirts made to your own personal measurements? It would seem
that you are a little lacking for clothes.’
Drioli watched this suave man, waiting for the rest of the proposition.
‘Have you ever had a shoe constructed especially for your own foot?’
‘No.’
‘You would like that?’
‘Well …’
‘And a man who will shave you in the mornings and trim your hair?’
Drioli simply stood and gaped.
‘And a plump attractive girl to manicure the nails of your fingers?’
Someone in the crowd giggled.
‘And a bell beside your bed to summon your maid to bring your breakfast in the morning? Would
you like these things, my friend? Do they appeal to you?’
Drioli stood still and looked at him.
‘You see, I am the owner of the Hotel Bristol in Cannes. I now invite you to come down there and
live as my guest for the rest of your life in luxury and comfort.’ The man paused, allowing his listener
time to savour this cheerful prospect.
‘Your only duty – shall I call it your pleasure – will be to spend your time on my beach in bathing
trunks, walking among my guests, sunning yourself, swimming, drinking cocktails. You would like
that?’
There was no answer.
‘Don’t you see – all the guests will thus be able to observe this fascinating picture by Soutine. You
will become famous, and men will say, “Look, there is the fellow with ten million francs upon his
back.” You like this idea, Monsieur? It pleases you?’
Drioli looked up at the tall man in the canary gloves, still wondering whether this was some sort of
a joke. ‘It is a comical idea,’ he said slowly. ‘But do you really mean it?’
‘Of course I mean it.’
‘Wait,’ the dealer interrupted. ‘See here, old one. Here is the answer to our problem. I will buy the
picture, and I will arrange with a surgeon to remove the skin from your back, and then you will be
able to go off on your own and enjoy the great sum of money I shall give you for it.’
‘With no skin on my back?’
‘No, no, please! You misunderstand. This surgeon will put a new piece of skin in the place of the
old one. It is simple.’
‘Could he do that?’
‘There is nothing to it.’
‘Impossible!’ said the man with the canary gloves. ‘He’s too old for such a major skin-grafting
operation. It would kill him. It would kill you, my friend.’
‘It would kill me?’
‘Naturally. You would never survive. Only the picture would come through.’
‘In the name of God!’ Drioli cried. He looked around aghast at the faces of the people watching
him, and in the silence that followed, another man’s voice, speaking quietly from the back of the
group, could be heard saying, ‘Perhaps, if one were to offer this old man enough money, he might
consent to kill himself on the spot. Who knows?’ A few people sniggered. The dealer moved his feet
uneasily on the carpet.
Then the hand in the canary glove was tapping Drioli again upon the shoulder. ‘Come on,’ the man
was saying, smiling his broad white smile. ‘You and I will go and have a good dinner and we can talk
about it some more while we eat. How’s that? Are you hungry?’
Drioli watched him, frowning. He didn’t like the man’s long flexible neck, or the way he craned it
forward at you when he spoke, like a snake.
‘Roast duck and Chambertin,’ the man was saying. He put a rich succulent accent on the words,
splashing them out with his tongue. ‘And perhaps a soufflé aux marrons, light and frothy.’
Drioli’s eyes turned up towards the ceiling, his lips became loose and wet. One could see the poor
old fellow beginning literally to drool at the mouth.
‘How do you like your duck?’ the man went on. ‘Do you like it very brown and crisp outside, or
shall it be …’
‘I am coming,’ Drioli said quickly. Already he had picked up his shirt and was pulling it frantically
over his head. ‘Wait for me, Monsieur. I am coming.’ And within a minute he had disappeared out of
the gallery with his new patron.
It wasn’t more than a few weeks later that a picture by Soutine, of a woman’s head, painted in an
unusual manner, nicely framed and heavily varnished, turned up for sale in Buenos Aires. That – and
the fact that there is no hotel in Cannes called Bristol – causes one to wonder a little, and to pray for
the old man’s health, and to hope fervently that wherever he may be at this moment, there is a plump
attractive girl to manicure the nails of his fingers, and a maid to bring him his breakfast in bed in the
mornings.

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