Saturday, October 1, 2016

10 Corny Halloween Jokes for Carpool















Q: What do Italian ghosts eat on Halloween?
A:  Afraid-o Noodles!

Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A: Boo-Berries!

Q: Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?
A: He has a bat temper!

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning!

Q: What did the bird say on Halloween?
A: Trick or tweet!

Q: What do you call three witches living together?
A: Broommates!

Q: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream!

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist!

Q: What is a Maaaami’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!

Q: What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song?
A: Another one bites the dust!



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