Monday, December 31, 2018

So Long 2018




Happy New Year Eve!!

Do you have any family traditions? Do you stay home and fight sleep to watch the ball drop? I call that a tradition around here!

My family has always stuffed ourselves silly with crab cakes and shrimp while we drink sparking grape juice. We like to watch the singers and celebrities on TV that night in the freezing NYC cold. We get a kick out of all the hoopla for a moment in time. I hope where ever you are this NYE, you are safe, warm, and you feel loved!
See ya Next Year! Cheers to 2019!

Sunday, December 30, 2018

NEW YEARS EVE MOCKTAILS




My children are big into slime. S.T.I.L.L. I thought making some fruity drinks to brighten up our night would be fun. “Mini Mixologists" are going to make these drinks

Mini Mary
Baby Belle
Mango Mash
Chocolate Amour
Winter Warmer
Pina Banana

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Saturday, December 29, 2018

New Year’s Resolutions




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New Year’s Resolutions
Here are some common New Year’s resolutions (personal plans for the coming year)

• Exercise: do more / join a gym / take up a sport
• Health: lose some weight / go on a diet / eat less chocolate / stop smoking/ give up junk food
• Hobbies: start a new hobby/ join a club/ learn a new skill (how to cook, paint, play an instrument)
• Friends: make new friends / write to friends more / be kinder to friends/ spend more or less time
with friends
• Studies: study more / do more homework / listen more in class/ get books from the library / read
more
• Money: get a Saturday or holiday job / save more money / spend less / be careful with pocket
money
• Stress: worry less / work less / relax more at the weekends / go to bed earlier




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Explore ______

Friday, December 28, 2018

BREATHING BASICS FOR SINGING

BREATHING BASICS FOR SINGING
Normal breathing involves a shallow inhalation and an even exhalation followed by a pause before it all starts again. But when you sing, breath control means taking your breathing off autopilot. You not only need to inhale quickly and exhale slowly as you sing the phrases of a song, but you also need to maintain proper posture.

Breathing in this manner provides you with the breath control that you need to sing efficiently. However, because controlled breathing doesn’t come naturally to you, you need to train your body to breathe for singing. Keep reading to walk through the breathing basics.

DISCOVERING YOUR SINGING BREATH
The easiest way to find out how you should breathe for singing is simply by feeling it. Being able to visualize and feel the proper way to breathe helps make the process more natural for you, too.

Inhalation refers to air moving into your body — breathing in. Exhalation is when you exhale or blow out the air. You exhale when you speak or sing.

INHALING TO SING

Singing songs requires getting a full breath quickly — a quick inhalation — because the orchestra can’t wait five minutes for you to find the air. So knowing how your body feels when you inhale helps you to get air in your body quickly to sing the next phrase. Use the following exercise to explore your own inhalation. Get a feel for how your body should move when you inhale and exhale.
1. Pretend that air is really heavy as you inhale. Visualize it weighing 50 pounds and let it fall low into your body.
2. Let it fall lower than your belly button. Explore this sensation.
3. Then let the breath fall in faster. Still visualize it being heavy but let it fall quickly into your body.
4. You can also fill your lungs as if you were going to blow up a balloon. You will feel your abdomen and lower back expand.
This sensation of quickly filling your lungs with air is how you properly inhale for singing.

Yawning happens all the time when working on breath control. The body gets confused with the different amount of air coming in, and you yawn. Voice students yawn plenty during lessons and are embarrassed at first. Don’t worry — it’s okay to yawn when you’re working on your breathing.

EXHALING TO SING
Singing means that you have to control your exhalation. You want to have a sustained and smooth exhalation. This control helps you to sing those demanding high notes and long slow phrases.

To explore exhalation, blow a feather around the room. If you have a spotless house, you’ll have to use an imaginary feather.

1. Try to blow the feather really high up in the air and use a long stream of breath to get it to go up.

2. Try not to collapse your chest as you blow the feather.

3. While chasing the feather with your breath, notice what moves in your body as you exhale. You should feel that your abdomen has slowly returned to normal and that your chest has stayed in the same position the whole time.

4. At the end of the exhalation, you should feel the need to immediately inhale again.

POSTURING YOURSELF FOR BREATHING
Breathing efficiently when you sing is a combination of great posture and skillful inhaling and exhaling. Remember the importance of good posture; it allows you to get a deep, full breath. If you slouch or you’re too rigid, your diaphragm locks and prevents you from getting a correct breath for singing. If your breathing and your posture work together as a team, you can improve your singing.


To sing your best, you want to develop good posture while you breathe. When your body is aligned correctly, taking and using an efficient breath is easier.


Your own two hands can help you to maintain great posture while breathing. As you work through the breathing exercises, place one hand on your chest and the other hand on your abs. As you inhale, use your hand to feel whether your chest stays steady; you want it to stay in the same position for both the inhalation and the exhalation. (If your chest rises during inhalation, you create tension in your chest and neck.) With your other hand, feel it moving out with your abs as you inhale and back in toward your body as you exhale.




POSITIONING YOUR BODY TO FEEL BREATH
Different body positions also help you to feel your breath movement. Moving through different positions can help you feel the movement of breath.

Start flat on the floor and gradually work your way up to standing. It’s great to work your breath on the floor, but you can’t perform on the floor. You have to get up sometime and breathe correctly, so it may as well be right away. By starting out on the floor, you’re able to totally focus on breathing and the movements in your body. By gradually working your way up, you can continue exploring the same movement of breath while working your way up to standing. Some singers have trouble finding the right movement for breathing when they stand. When they begin on the floor, they often find a sense of release in their body and can really feel the movement.

LYING ON THE FLOOR
1. Lie down on the floor or bed with a heavy book on your abdomen.

2. As you inhale, you should see the book rising up then lowering back down as you exhale. If you don’t see the book moving, notice what’s moving as you breathe. Feel the sensations in your body. When you inhale, your lungs expand and take in air. Your body, specifically your abdomen, moves out as you inhale.

3. As you exhale, the air is leaving your body, and you should see or feel the abs moving back in. This movement happens because of the air moving and not because you move your abs. You can bounce your abs without breathing, but that won’t improve your singing.

GETTING DOWN ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES
1. Get down on your hands and knees. Yes, you need comfy clothes to survive these exercises. In this dignified position, take some slow breaths and notice what you feel moving in your body.

2. During inhalation, your abs fall toward the floor.

3. During exhalation, your abs move back in with the outgoing air. If you feel just the opposite motion, try it again.

4. Your chest should stay steady and not collapse.

5. Notice how your back expands out with the inhalation.

When you’re successful and feel the correct movement of your body and breath, try the next exercise.

SQUATTING DOWN
Squatting is just as exciting as getting down on your hands and knees, and it requires comfy clothes, too.

1. Squat down on the floor.

You can keep your heels on the floor or lift them up off the floor. You can also place your hands on the floor to steady your balance. Don’t fall over!

2. As you inhale, notice the movement across your back.

What you want to feel is your abs moving out and your lower back expanding as you inhale. If you’re not sure about this breath movement, change your position just a bit. You don’t have to be in a squat exactly.

SLUMPING OVER
Slumping is illegal among singers, but don’t tell anyone.

1. Stand up and slump over.

2. As you’re slumped over, feel the movement in your body as you breathe.

3. Release your neck so that your back can stay pliable for breathing.

4. Notice that when you take in the air, you can feel the lower abs moving out, because they’re all flabby from being slumped over. Those of you who are really thin, you may not feel your abs move much in the beginning. That’s okay. You can still acquire great breathing habits for singing.

5. Notice also that your lower back opens as you inhale. Try to let your ribs close slowly as you exhale instead of collapsing right away.


These charming, physical positions help you to feel the breath moving in your body. Try standing tall and notice what your body does when you take a breath.


https://www.dummies.com/art-center/music/singing/breathing-basics-for-singing/


It’s okay if you’re really confused right now or feel short of breath. Feeling short of breath when you begin working through these exercises is normal. Be really patient, and you’ll begin breathing efficiently. It takes a while to create a new habit in your body, and breathing for singing is definitely new. Your inhalation was perfect when you were a baby. If you watch an infant breathe, they know exactly what to do. As you age and your life becomes more complicated, stress affects your body. You start to carry unnecessary tension in various parts of your body, which can prevent you from breathing correctly. Your body gets stressed out.















Thursday, December 27, 2018

Ye Toop Doram


I have a ball, a round ball
It is red, white and blue
When I hit it, it rises into the air
You don't know to where it rises!
I didn't have this ball
I did my homework well
Then my dad gave me a prize:
A round ball!




Ye Toop Doram is a children's singing game from West Afghanistan. This circle game includes singing and rolling balls to tag the student in the middle.





Children's Song

Children's Song

(Persian)






Toop

Ye toop daram ghel ghelie
Sorkh o sefid o abie
Mizanam zamin hava mire
Nemidooni ta koja mire!
Man in toopo nadashtam
Mashghamo khoob neveshtam
Babam behem eydi dad
Ye tope ghel gheli dad!

"kh" is a velar sound, like Spanish "j" or Scottish "ch" in "loch"
"gh" is a voiced velar sound, the one made when gargling.

This song is also sung in Afghanistan.

https://www.mamalisa.com/?t=es&p=908

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Orff Schulwerk: Where Did it Come From?

Orff Schulwerk: Where Did it Come From?
By Esther Gray

Sometimes Orff teachers or students area asked “What is Orff?” or “What does Orff stand for?” Those questions can be hard to answer, because Orff is many different things.

Kids in an Orff class often sing and do movement. In some classes they do plays, puppet shows or music games. They may be in a school which has drums and xylophones, metallophones, recorders, and glockenspiels for them to play.

The special thing about all Orff activities is that they give kids a chance to make up some of their own music and dances, or change and add to music they like.

Orff is the name of a very special man who loved music and loved children. He was one of the first teachers to combine singing and speaking, clapping, dancing and instrument playing for children. Later when other teachers decided to take some of Orff’s ideas and use them with their students, they said they were teaching “Orff.”

Actually what we call “Orff” was started long ago by several different people.

CARL ORFF

One of those people of course was Carl Orff. He was born in Germany in 1895, and he died there in 1982. When he was born in Munich, the city was still governed b a king. Very few people had cars, because cars at the time were still experimental. Many people walked where they needed to go. If they had enough money, they might have horses to ride or to pull their carriages.

People did not have furnaces in their houses. They had to carry in fuel and light it in their fireplaces or in wood or coal-burning stoves. They had no automatic washers and dryers or dishwashers, so they had to wash their clothes and dishes the way American pioneers had to.

Movies, televisions sets, stereos and tape recorders were not in use yet. People who knew good songs or told good stories shared them with others. Musicmaking, storytelling and dancing were important entertainment for everyone.

Babies were born at home in those days. Baby Carl was born in a big three-story house at the edge of Munich. It had a nice front yard with tall horse chestnut trees in it and a big back yard full of trees and wildflowers. His mother had a special flower garden and he loved to play there.

His father was an army officer. They lived near his father’s base. The practice field for the army band was across from the Orffs’ house, and it was fun to listen to the music.

Carl’s mother played piano. They say that even when he was little, Carl liked all kinds of music. When he was old enough to crawl, he liked to sit under the piano beside his mother’s feet and list to her play. He would pound on the floor to the beat of the music.

When he was old enough, Carl begged his mother to let him play on the keys with her. She would sometimes take his high chair over to the piano and let him sit beside her and “play” along.

Finally when he was five, his mother began to give him regular music lessons. His little fingers got tired practicing exercises, but he was excited to learn how to read and write down music. Paper was quite valuable at that time, so children learned to write on slates which could be erased and used over and over again.

Carl’s mother wrote five lines for a staff and then together the two of them wrote down a lullaby he had made up. His mother added some notes for a simple accompaniment, and there was his first composition!

When he was nine years old, he started writing stories and poems. He began a special project of collecting all the information he could find about plants which had been used at some time for medicine or magic. He studied science books and fairy tales for this hobby.

Carl had a little sister, Mia, who was three years younger than he was. The two got along quite well. They would play four-handed piano music together. When young Carl wrote little songs, Mia would perform them for the family.

From the time he was three, his family spent summers in the country at a farmhouse they rented near a large lake, the Ammersee. There were farm fields, wildflowers and cattle near the lake, and the beautiful Alps mountains in the distance to look at. Carl Orff always loved the beauty of the country.

When Orff was 16 he discovered the music written by a French composer named Claude Debussy. Orff was so interested in the sounds Debussy used in his music that he went to a lot of trouble to find copies of his favorite pieces. He was excited studying the music, figuring out why it had such a special sound.

Debussy had heard unfamiliar music from China, India and Java at a special world’s fair in Paris in 1889, before Orff was born. At the fair there were huge powerful gongs and elegant dragon-shaped instruments like metallophones which were decorated with gold. Debussy went day after day to hear the colorful orchestras. He borrowed musical ideas from the exciting things he heard.

Carl Orff was so interested in this that he went to a museum in Munich and studied all the instruments they had from the Far East. He got close to a large gong and quietly played it. Much later he recalled how thrilled he was with the sound. He felt like there was a whole exciting world of music in those instruments which nobody in Germany was using at that time.

During the next few years many important things happened in Carl Orff’s life. He got his first job which was in a theater making music for shows, and he loved the work. He was drafted as a soldier in World War I, and he was sent home wounded. After he got well, he married and had a little daughter.

Times were changing. The first cars, radios and telephones were being used by rich people who could buy them. There were streetcars in Munich. However it was a difficult time called Inflation, and German money for some complicated reasons was becoming less and less valuable. Food and clothing suddenly cost much more than they ever had before. Poor people had trouble buying enough food. People who had money sometimes had to take a basket or wheelbarrow full of money to the store in order to have enough to pay for what they bought!

DOROTHEE GÃœNTHER AND THE GÃœNTHERSCHOOL

In 1923 Carl Orff met a talented woman named Dorothee Günther who worked with him at the theater and then started the school where “Orff” activities were first taught.

Dorothee Günther had studied art and gymnastics, and she believed that most students did not get enough chances to do art and music and movement activities. She was convinced that such experiences were important for young people. She decided to open a school where these things would be taught for teenagers and young adults who wanted to become teachers, dancers and musicians.

In 1924 when the Günther School was opened, few women had the opportunity to start schools. Günther was able to because she had worked hard studying gymnastics and physical education. Then by teaching her first class she figured out exactly what kinds of studies she thought would be important in a new school. People were impressed with her ideas, and they helped her get started.

Because Günther had gotten to know Orff’s work, she invited him to work with her at the Günther School. She knew he would be a fine musician and a good teacher. Five years later the school had many students. It had a popular dance group that performed in Germany and in other countries.

GUNILD KEETMAN

One of the students who came to the school, Gunild Keetman, did such good work that when she graduated she was asked to become a teacher at the Günther School. Nobody knew at that time she would end up spending her life teaching and working on Orff activities, and that with Carl Orff she would write the Orff-Schulwerk books which music teachers use today.

Gunild Keetman was a child around the same time when Carl Orff was. It was a time when little girls were expected to always wear dresses and to work at being polite and lady-like. Little Gunild grew up in a family where music was so important that she was given both piano lessons and cello lessons.

She loved music, but her teachers emphasized practice exercises, printed music and sitting quietly. They never encouraged her to make up pieces. It was not o.k. to change the things she played. Of course practicing music is important, but it is not the only thing students can do. Those teachers did not realize how much fun it can be for kids to invent tunes of their own or dance while they are learning music.

Gunild Keetman never stopped being interested in music and art and dancing. When she grew up she decided to study about music and art history and physical education. She believed that these things were all important for children.

Keetman was excited when she heard that at the Günther School students worked hard to learn music and dance, and that all students there learned both music-making and dancing.

When she came to the new school, she was surprised to find that her new teachers did not simply teach her some songs and dances. Orff and Günther expected all the students at their school to make up music and dances! They gave many lessons that helped students learn difference ways to make music. But they did not teach students to copy what had been done before. They taught them to always use what they were learning in order to make interesting new music.

Gunild Keetman recalled many years later how students would sit for hours at the piano, trying out new things. Of course many things they played were not successful. That is the way it is supposed to be when people are creating something new. If the students in vented something that they felt good about, they would write it down so they could play it later for Orff.

Sometimes they would take a piece they had made up on piano and play it on xylophones, metallophones or glockenspiels. Then often they were assigned to improvise movement that fit their music. Sometimes it was hard to do, sometimes easy.

They found that they got better and better at inventing music and movement. They got better also at working together. It was easier and easier to think of something new to try when they did not like part of an improvisation.

Some days students took off their shoes and socks and started out creating movement while others improvised music on recorders or barred instruments that seemed to fit the movement they were watching.

Always the students would take turns playing music and doing movement. At times the dancers themselves made music, wearing jingles or rattles on their legs or playing drums or cymbals as they moved.

When a group was able to do that well, they would try to create several parts at once!

Gunild Keetman discovered that it was an exciting way to learn. She was happy she had come to the Günther School.

After she finished her studies there, she was thrilled to be asked to stay and teach the new students. She had been an important member of the school’s dance group, and now she learned to be a good teacher.

THE INSTRUMENTS

When the Günther School opened, Orff did not have the kinds of “Orff” instruments we enjoy today. He began teaching music classes with a piano.

A friend, Oskar Lang, loved exploring second-hand stores and sales. Bit by bit he brought Orff a fine collection that included unusual rattles, little bells and even a large African slit drum.

A year after the school opened, small drums like Orff timpani were invented. Friends gave the Gunther School wood-blocks, bamboo scraping instruments and many different kinds of drums and gongs.

There was something missing. Orff liked the work the students did on these instruments. But he wanted instruments besides the piano that could play melodies.

In 1926, two years after the school opened, he got some help from two women from Sweden who traveled a great deal. They had heard of his music, and they hoped he might bring some Günther School students to perform music for puppet shows they were working on. Orff liked their shows and he thought it might be a good idea. When they heard he liked xylophones, they said they would try to get him one. He did not think they could.

He went on working at the Günther School, and sometime later a large package was brought to the door. Inside was a large African xylophone, a marimba.

Keetman and Orff, Maja Lex (an outstanding dancer) and several Günther School students worked with the xylophone and loved it. They invented a lot of music and exciting dances.

Orff wanted to have more xylophones, but he could not find a way to get them. He was told it would be impossible to build them with German materials, and too difficult to get African materials.

Because he learned that recorders had been used in early times to play melodies with simple instruments, he decided to order some for the school. At that time recorders were rare and few people knew how to play them.

While everyone waited for the recorders to arrive, a wooden box from Hamburg was brought one day to the school. It was from a Günther School student, and in it was a simple xylophone from Africa with 10 short bars.

Orff became excited when he discovered that this instrument was built from a wooden German box that had been used to ship 10,000 nails from Africa! What a surprise! The only African part of that xylophone was the bars.

Orff and Keetman and their friends set a trap. They prepared a special show for a special friend, Karl Maendler, who built instruments. First they played the large marimba and Maja Lex danced The Dance of the Marimba Bars (Stäbetanz). Then Keetman brought out the smaller Nail-box xylophone and played on it. They all hoped Maendler would be fascinated. He was. He watched The Dance of the Marimba Bars three times!

Maendler figured out that they were going to ask him to try to build a xylophone. Normally he built harpsichords! He was intrigued, and he decided to try to build a German xylophone. He finished one, named it an “alto” xylophone and brought it one night to the Günther School. He had tuned it to the D scale because the recorders Orff had ordered would be tuned in D. The students were thrilled. They improvised all evening to celebrate. They begged Maendler to build another and he promised to build a higher “soprano” instrument, which he did.

Finally the recorders arrived. Unfortunately no one knew how to play them. They had no recorder book and no instructions. What a disappointment after all their waiting!

Keetman decided to do something about it. She said, “Give me a recorder and I will find out how it works – in a month the lessons will begin.” She figured it out, and besides teaching recorder lessons, she created recorder books.

THE END OF THE GÃœNTHER SCHOOL

Another war, World War II came to Germany at one of the most painful times in human history. Many Germans had hoped that a strong leader, Adolf Hitler, could keep promises he made and help Germany get past the hunger and poverty they suffered. Then everyone would be better off.

Part of Hitler’s plan was to get rid of any people who disagreed with him so he could run the country freely. Another part of his plan was to find somebody to blame for Germany’s hard times. The hard times had not been caused by any particular person or group. Still, some Germans were so angry about working hard and being poor and hungry that they wanted to think it was somebody else’s fault. They were willing to listen to the things Hitler said.

Nobody wanted to believe it was happening, but gradually they found that many good people including teachers, doctors and scientists were being put into ugly, crowded prisons simply because they were Jews or because they disagreed with Hitler’s government. Even children could be arrested by the secret police.

People in Germany lived in worry and fear. Eventually any person with new or unusual ideas could be expected to be punished. Artists and authors had to decide whether or not to hide their beliefs.

The people in Hitler’s government did not like the Günther School. Five years after the war began, they told the Günther School teachers that they could no longer have a school. The police confiscated the school and all its content. Teachers and students were shocked. They believed with reason that they must leave the city or be called into war service.

The year after the school was closed, the school building was bombed during fighting. Most of the special instruments, music and costumes were completely burned up. It was the end of the Günther School which had trained 650 teachers and many dancers. But it was not the end of Orff.

After the war, life was still very hard in Germany. Hitler’s government was ended, but houses, stores and schools were damaged in the fighting, and people did not have enough new material to rebuild them right away. There was not enough cloth and wood to make new clothing and furniture. People did not have enough soap or food.

Dorothee Günther decided to move away from Germany to Italy. Carl Orff began to write an opera.

A NEW BEGINNING

There were still people who remembered the music of the Günther School and liked it. Three years after the war they came to Orff and Asked if he could make up some music like the “Günther School music” to play on the radio for school children. Orff talked about it with Keetman. They wondered if they could. They had only worked with older students at the Günther School, but they believed in the things that had made their work there important to them. They wanted more people to know about it.

Orff and Keetman did write music for the radio programs. In fact, they wrote five books of music in five years (1950-1954) – music for children to perform or work with. After kids heard the music on the radios in their schools, they and their teachers and parents got very excited about the way it sounded. They decided they wanted to try to get Orff instruments for their schools. New ways were discovered to build Orff instruments because the old building materials were not easy to find.

It was the beginning for Orff teachers like the ones today who take Orff ideas and work with them in their own special ways with the children in their classes. It was the beginning for kids around the world who love to make Orff music.

In 1961, about 10 years later, a new school for Orff teachers and students was built. Orff and Keetman had been directing Orff-Schulwerk classes in rooms loaned by another school. When the bulldozers dug a hole where the new school would be built, Orff went to the building site and stood in the dirt looking over the job. He worried a little about whether or not there would be enough students for a grand new building. He need not have worried.

Teachers come from many countries to Salzburg, Austria to study at the Orff Institute. Orff classes are also taught in other countries so teachers do not have to travel far away to learn how to teach Orff.

We cannot name all the places besides the U.S. where there are Orff teachers, but we can list some of them. You might like to find these places on a map or globe: Australia, Austria, Namibia (S.W. Africa), Japan, Brazil, Uruguay, Greece, Mexico, Italy, Malaysia, England, Czechoslovakia, British Virgin Islands, Hungary, Poland, Israel, Sweden, the Soviet Union, Belgium, Canada, and Germany.

In those countries we find what is most important in Orff. Not the books in many languages. Not the instruments. But the people who enjoy Orff.

Bibliography

Günther, Dorothee. :Der Tanz als Bewegungsphänomen,” Rohwolts Duetsche Enzyklopädie, Nr. 1951/52, Hamburg: Rohwohlt, 1962.

Keetman, Gunild. Reminiscences of the Güntherschule. American Orff-Schulwerk Association Supplement Number 13, spring 1978

Gersdorf, Lilo. In memoriam Carl Orff (1895-1982). Orff-Schulwerk Informationen Nr. 29, May 1982. Translated and reprinted, American Orff-Schulwerk Association, October 1982.

Gersdorf, Lilo. Carl Orff: in Selbstzeugnissen und Bilddokumenten. Reinbek bie Hamburg: Rohwohlt, 1981.

Orff, Carl. The Schulwerk. (Volum III of Orff’s Autobiography, documentation, an 8-volume work.) Tutzing: Hans Schneider, 1976. English Version, New York: Schott Music, 1978.

Thomas, Werner and Williband Götze. Orff institute Year-books. Mainz: B. Schott’s Söhne, 1962 and 1963.
https://aosa.org/experts-blog/echoes-from-the-past/

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Christmas Parody Songs








Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want it for my own
any hungry person knows
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is food.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
when it comes being hungry
I’m an easy one to please.

I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa won't be getting cookies
they’re all mine on Christmas Day

I just want it for my own
any hungry person knows
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is food.

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
as long as i have cookie dough
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
right next to the kitchen stove.

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I would only stay awake to
make a late night pizza trip

'Cause I just want to eat tonight
my pants are feeling oh so tight
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is food.

Pizza, Tacos, Donuts, Chipotle







Frank Kelly-Christmas Countdown (12 days to christmas)




UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER (Bang Bang Parody)




12 Doctors of Christmas: Parody Who style - with Splendid Chaps' Petra Elliott




























Monday, December 24, 2018

Wee Sing Dinosaurs || blast from the past






Original Release Date: September 10, 2011
Release Date: September 10, 2011
Label: Early Bird Recordings. © 1998 by Pamela Conn Beall and Susan Hagen Nipp. Wee Sing ® of Penguin Group (USA) Inc.
Copyright: 2014 Early Bird Recordings. © 1998 by Pamela Conn Beall and Susan Hagen Nipp. Wee Sing ® of Penguin Group (USA) Inc.
Total Length: 57:39

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Abbott & Costello || Costello calls and wants to buy a computer from Abbott



Abbott & Costello


Costello calls and wants to buy a computer from Abbott…

ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great, with what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1."

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1."

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even Part of Office.

COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(LATER)

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off??

ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........




Written by Tom King © 2009
http://twayneking.blogspot.com/2009/05/costello-calls-to-buy-computer-from.html

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Twas the Night Before Christmas For Teachers


  Twas the Night Before Christmas For Teachers

By Joyce Luke




'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the school
Not a pupil was silent, no matter what rule.
The children were busy with paper and paste;
The mess that they made with it couldn't be faced.

The teacher half frantic and almost in tears,
Had just settled down to work with her dears,
When out in the hall there arose such a clatter
up sprang the kids to see what was the matter!

Away to the door they all flew like a flash;
The one who was leading went down with a crash.
Then what to their wondering eyes did appear
But a green Christmas tree! (To decorate I fear!)

When the teacher saw this, she almost grew sick.
She knew in a moment it must be Old Nick!
She ran to the door (all her efforts were vain)
But she shouted, and stamped, and she called them by name;

"Now Tommy! Now Sandy, Now Judy and Harry!
Stop Billy! Stop Robert! Stop Donny and Sherry!
Now get to your places get away from the hall
Now get away! Get away! Get away all!

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
The pupils, pell mell, started scurrying by.
They ran to the blackboard and skipped down the aisle;
Their faces were shining and each had a smile.

First came a basket of popcorn to string
Then came the Christmas tree (menacing thing).
As the tree was brought in there arose a great shout;
The pupils were merrily romping about.

The state they were in could lead to a riot;
The teacher was sure, if allowed, they would try it.
Her nerves how they jangled! Her temples were throbbing!
The rush of her breath sounded almost like sobbing!

The lines of her face were as fixed as a mask;
It was plain that she didn't feel up to her task.
The look in her eye would have tamed a wild steer,
But the children ignored it; they did every year.

A tear from her eye and a shake of her head
Soon led me to think that she wished she were dead.
She spoke not a word but went straight to her work,
Strung all the popcorn which broke with a jerk.

But at last it was finished and placed on the tree;
Then came the bell and the children were free.
Their shrill little voices soon faded away
And peace was restored at the end of the day.

As she looked at the Christmas tree glistening and tall,
She smiled as she whispered,

"Merry Christmas to All"

Friday, December 21, 2018

PEANUT BUTTER BALLS RECIPE

PEANUT BUTTER BALLS

Ingredients:

1 cup sifted powdered sugar

1⁄2 cup creamy peanut butter

3 tablespoons butter or 3 tablespoons margarine, softened

1 lb dipping chocolate or 1 lb confectioner’s coating

Directions:

Stir together powdered sugar, peanut butter and butter until well mixed.

Shape peanut butter mixture into 1 inch balls, placing them on a baking sheet covered with waxed paper.

Let balls stand for 20 minutes until dry.

Melt the dipping chocolate or confectioners’ coating.

Drop balls one at a time in melted chocolate.

Using a fork, remove from the chocolate, letting excess chocolate drip off.



Place back on the waxed paper.

Let stand until dry.

Store tightly covered in a cool dry place.

Ingredients:

1 cup sifted powdered sugar

1⁄2 cup creamy peanut butter

3 tablespoons butter or 3 tablespoons margarine, softened

1 lb dipping chocolate or 1 lb confectioner’s coating

Directions:

Stir together powdered sugar, peanut butter and butter until well mixed.

Shape peanut butter mixture into 1 inch balls, placing them on a baking sheet covered with waxed paper.

Let balls stand for 20 minutes until dry.

Melt the dipping chocolate or confectioners’ coating.

Drop balls one at a time in melted chocolate.

Using a fork, remove from the chocolate, letting excess chocolate drip off.



Place back on the waxed paper.

Let stand until dry.

Store tightly covered in a cool dry place.

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NUTRITION INFORMATION :
Servings: 30 pieces | Per serving: 1 piece | Smart Points: 2 so please be careful! 🙂

Calories 51 | Total Fat 3.3 g | Saturated Fat 1.2 g | Total Carbohydrate 4.8 g | Dietary Fiber 0.3 g | Sugars 4.3 g | Protein 1.1 g | Smart Points: 2

Thursday, December 20, 2018

spire esp books magnetic board GIVEAWAY Open until 12/31 midnight

https://youtu.be/aHs5wc89yM0

Magnetic Board and Letters
Students build and maniplate words with this color-coded letter set, designed to assist students in differentiating between different types of phonograms. (1 per student)
Sound Circles and Rectangles
Students use white and green sound circles to represent consonants and vowels. These manipulatives mirror those used with the teacher's Magnetic Phoneme Segmentation/Phoneme-Grapheme Chart. (1 per student)


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SPIRE Student Manipulatives Kit

This kit includes a magnetic board and letters as well as packages of sound circles and syllable rectangles. The magnetic board and color-coded letter set help students build and manipulate words, while assisting them in differentiating between different types of phonograms. Students use white and green sound circles to represent consonants and vowels.

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Goal: Build words with students by focusing only on the sounds

that make up the word.

Have students build words using white circles for consonant

sounds and green circles for vowel sounds. Remind students to

use one white circle for a consonant team (sh, ch, th, wh).

Model

The first word is crash. Say the sounds in crash. (/k/ /r/ /a/ /sh/)

Bring down a circle for each sound in crash. Remember

to use white circles for consonant sounds and green circles

for vowel sounds. (Wait for students to finish building the

word.) Point to each circle and say the sound. (/k/ /r/ /a/

/sh/) Now sweep your finger under the circles and blend the

word together. (crash)





Goal: Build words with students using phonograms learned in

Step 1.

Say each word, and have students repeat while counting the

sounds on their fingers. Then have students build the word using

their Magnetic Letters. After building each word, have students

point to each letter as they sound out the word. Then have them

sweep their finger under the letters and blend the word together.

Model

Say spring. (spring) How many sounds do you hear in the

word spring? (4) Use your letter tiles to build the word spring.

(Wait for students to finish.) Now point to each letter and say

the sounds. (/s/ /p/ /r/ /ing/) Great! Now sweep your finger

under the letters and say the whole word. (spring) Good job.

Now let’s build some more words.

Chinese scientists go in search of the soul with world’s most powerful brain scanner

https://beta.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/2177064/chinese-scientists-go-search-soul-worlds-most-powerful-brain


The technology, known as magnetic resonance imaging, can also help study or diagnose neurodegenerative conditions including Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s.

Generally, hospital MRI scanners generate between 1.5 and three tesla – the unit of magnetic strength named after the Serbian-American physicist Nikola Tesla – although more powerful machines generating up to 11 tesla have been built in the US and Europe. The new Chinese device could generate up to 14 tesla.

While existing MRI scanners can only resonate hydrogen nuclei, at 14 tesla, the magnetic field would be strong enough to excite the nuclei of other, heavier elements.

Molecules containing sodium, phosphorus and potassium, for instance, play important roles in the transmission of electrochemical signals from one neuron to another.

“If we can make these elements resonate in the same manner of the hydrogen, the information we obtain will increase like ‘boom, boom, boom’,” said a Beijing-based physicist also involved in the project.

“We may for the first time capture a full picture of human consciousness or even the essence of life itself. Then we can define them and explain how they work in precise physical terms – just like Newton and Einstein defined and explained the universe,” he said.

Earlier this year, researchers at the University of Minnesota in the US took the first picture of a human body with a 10 tesla machine, with the university saying only that the device “promises to produce scans at a finer level of detail”. Images of the scan were not made available.

The construction of an 11 tesla device was also recently finished in France, but it could still only resonate hydrogen nuclei – not generate stronger fields – because the superconducting material used was the same as in standard hospital machines.

Superconductivity lets electric current run through a coil without resistance. Without it, the coil that generates the magnetic field could melt. The usual superconducting material is a compound of niobium and titanium, a soft material that can be easily rolled around the coil, but which starts losing superconductivity beyond 10 tesla.

Chinese scientists are developing the world’s most powerful brain scanner. Photo: AlamyChinese scientists are developing the world’s most powerful brain scanner. Photo: Alamy
Chinese scientists are developing the world’s most powerful brain scanner. Photo: Alamy
China has launched a plan to develop the world’s most powerful brain scanner, one that could generate an extremely strong magnetic field to observe for the first time the structure and activities of every neuron in a living human brain.

The goal is to build the world’s most powerful magnetic resonance imaging device.

The projected scanner would not only produce a snapshot with details far beyond what existing instruments can provide, but also track various types of chemical agents including sodium, phosphorus and potassium that pass critical signals along neural fibre networks to study consciousness and brain-related diseases such as Parkinson’s.

The billion-yuan device “will revolutionise brain studies”, said a senior scientist working on the project, which is based in the city of Shenzhen in southern China’s Guangdong province.

The billion-yuan device “will revolutionise brain studies”, said a scientist working on the project. Photo: BMJ Case Reports
The billion-yuan device “will revolutionise brain studies”, said a scientist working on the project. Photo: BMJ Case Reports
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The total budget for the facility, which is still under construction, will exceed that of FAST (Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope), the world’s largest telescope in Pingtan, Guizhou province, said the scientist, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the programme has not gone fully public.

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But instead of aiming at the sky, this powerful “telescope” would peer inward to probe the origin and evolution of consciousness, the scientist said.

“It will show us a different world with phenomenon unseen before … maybe even the soul,” he said.

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The soul – or human consciousness – remains the stuff of heated debate, the researcher said. From religious leaders to philosophers to ordinary individuals, many people believe it exists and have theories to describe or explain it. But the scientific community has not found any physical evidence to support these claims.

The Shenzhen Institutes of Advanced Technology, under the Chinese Academy of Sciences, released a statement late last month announcing that the first phase of the project had recently been approved by the central government.

Scientists hope the new device will be able to probe the origin and evolution of consciousness. Photo: Alamy
Scientists hope the new device will be able to probe the origin and evolution of consciousness. Photo: Alamy
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The prominent physicist Zhao Zhongxian, winner of China’s top science award for his contributions in superconducting material science, is the programme’s science adviser, the statement said.

Zhao said that China had a solid foundation and advantages in numerous areas like superconducting materials, imaging electronics and engineering equipment. He urged the project team to beat competitors in other countries and said that the only way to do so was by “independent innovation”.

Human tissues such as organs, muscles and brain contain a large amount of water. In a strong magnetic field, the nuclei of hydrogen in water molecules, for instance, align and spin in the same direction.

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By applying radio waves to the magnetic field, scientists can make the nuclei flip their spins in opposite directions. By then gradually reducing the strength of the magnetic field, the nuclei would return to their normal state one after another, releasing a weak radio signal radiation.

Detecting and measuring the signal can reveal the internal structure of tissues, direction and speed of blood flows or the intensity of oxygen consumption. In brain science, researchers can use the information to deduce, for example, which areas of the brain are turned on or switched off when engaging in certain types of cognitive tasks.

Magnetic resonance imaging can be used to study and diagnose neurodegenerative conditions like Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s. Photo: Alamy
Magnetic resonance imaging can be used to study and diagnose neurodegenerative conditions like Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s. Photo: Alamy
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The technology, known as magnetic resonance imaging, can also help study or diagnose neurodegenerative conditions including Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s.

Generally, hospital MRI scanners generate between 1.5 and three tesla – the unit of magnetic strength named after the Serbian-American physicist Nikola Tesla – although more powerful machines generating up to 11 tesla have been built in the US and Europe. The new Chinese device could generate up to 14 tesla.

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While existing MRI scanners can only resonate hydrogen nuclei, at 14 tesla, the magnetic field would be strong enough to excite the nuclei of other, heavier elements.

Molecules containing sodium, phosphorus and potassium, for instance, play important roles in the transmission of electrochemical signals from one neuron to another.

“If we can make these elements resonate in the same manner of the hydrogen, the information we obtain will increase like ‘boom, boom, boom’,” said a Beijing-based physicist also involved in the project.

“We may for the first time capture a full picture of human consciousness or even the essence of life itself. Then we can define them and explain how they work in precise physical terms – just like Newton and Einstein defined and explained the universe,” he said.


The cell body of a neuron has a diameter of four to 100 micrometres. The most powerful MRI machines today cannot see objects smaller than 1mm (1,000 micrometres) in diameter, but the resolution of the new device in Shenzhen will be up to one micrometre, the researcher said.

Scientists involved in the project are excited not only because of the new potential discoveries that could be made by the device, but also for the technical challenge ahead.

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Earlier this year, researchers at the University of Minnesota in the US took the first picture of a human body with a 10 tesla machine, with the university saying only that the device “promises to produce scans at a finer level of detail”. Images of the scan were not made available.

The construction of an 11 tesla device was also recently finished in France, but it could still only resonate hydrogen nuclei – not generate stronger fields – because the superconducting material used was the same as in standard hospital machines.

Superconductivity lets electric current run through a coil without resistance. Without it, the coil that generates the magnetic field could melt. The usual superconducting material is a compound of niobium and titanium, a soft material that can be easily rolled around the coil, but which starts losing superconductivity beyond 10 tesla.


Another compound, consisting of niobium and tin, can maintain superconductivity in a high magnetic field, and has been used in large-particle colliders and experimental fusion reactors.

However, the compound also has some shortcomings. The magnetic field it generates, for instance, is uneven. The strength could be higher in one location and lower in another. In large, powerful machines such as a large-particle collider, the error could be tolerated, but for an MRI device it could ruin the entire picture of the brain being scanned.

This material is also fragile, unable to withstand the pulling force the magnetic field can generate, the equivalent of 100 tonnes on a one-metre-long coil.

The project team said that safety was a priority. No human would enter the device until extensive tests on animals like monkeys had been conducted to prove that the experiment would do no harm to health, the researchers said.

It is expected that developing the technology and coming up with a design will take five years before the construction could start. Because of the technical challenges, the scientists said, there may well be an escalating budget and additional delays.

For instance, the 11-tesla project in France cost 200 million euros (US$228 million) and 10 years to build, and still has yet to release an image.

Professor He Rongqiao, a researcher at the Institute of Biophysics under the Chinese Academy of Sciences in Beijing who studies the health effects of magnetic forces on the brain, said he did not believe the machine would see the soul or consciousness.

“What is consciousness? There is not even a scientific definition. If you can’t even define it, how do you know what you see is what you are looking for?” he said.

The machine should be safe for humans, according to the theory of physics, he said, but in real life “accidents happen”.

A power blackout, for instance, could put the patient at high risk.

“The strength of the magnetic field must decrease gradually. If it disappears suddenly, the breaking of alignment can be violent and cause damage,” He said.

“It will be like falling off the roof of a tall building.”