10 New uses for those obsolete wired headphones

iPhone 7 is here and the drawer full of useless headphones, is too

1. ear canal muffs
2. chicken leash
3. playing with your cat
4. hypnotizing someone into buying your iPhone 6s
5. upcycled necklace
6. techie tie
7. a garotte
8. clothes line
9. hair extensions
10. tie down your mattress